Post by schlared on Mar 8, 2005 20:50:31 GMT -5
... once again to recite (from memory) the all-time greatest introduction. It's not only the greatest introduction of an athlete, but of any human being ever.
I first saw this replayed on WCW Bash At The Beach 1994
Kevin Sullivan (aka at the time as Taskmaster): Father, I have drank from the goblet of darkness (pronounced "dakness"- Canadien accent) and now I feel your POWER. Father, now I know how we can crush the imortal Hulk Hogan... and all those Hulkamaniacs. Father, what gift do you bring me next? I can't wait! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Father: Taskmaster, my son. The warriorrrrrr that I bring to youuuuuu, is a warriorrrrrr who has crossed the burning sands of the Sahara desert. A warriorrrrr who has slain the beast on the stone of Mt. Kilamanjaro. From the deepest, darkest (again, pronounced "dakest") heart of the African continent- I bring you the Ugandan Giant- KAMALA!!!!!!!
(There's a bright flash and huge puff of smoke, then in the greatest entrance ever- Kamala walks out with his dumb a_ss moans and grunts and patting his belly. Known to pro wrestling fans as a head hunter from Uganda, my brother and I think that more than likely an ex-cab driver from The Bronx, NY might be an example of a more likely past for this person. But that doesn't spoil this dramatic introduction.)
Taskmaster: Oh Thank you father! Thank you!
Father: It's all right my son. Because it is etched- in STONE!!!
Now I just have to find out if the Sunnyview Mental Institution has a vacancy. Might be time for me to book a vacation.
I first saw this replayed on WCW Bash At The Beach 1994
Kevin Sullivan (aka at the time as Taskmaster): Father, I have drank from the goblet of darkness (pronounced "dakness"- Canadien accent) and now I feel your POWER. Father, now I know how we can crush the imortal Hulk Hogan... and all those Hulkamaniacs. Father, what gift do you bring me next? I can't wait! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Father: Taskmaster, my son. The warriorrrrrr that I bring to youuuuuu, is a warriorrrrrr who has crossed the burning sands of the Sahara desert. A warriorrrrr who has slain the beast on the stone of Mt. Kilamanjaro. From the deepest, darkest (again, pronounced "dakest") heart of the African continent- I bring you the Ugandan Giant- KAMALA!!!!!!!
(There's a bright flash and huge puff of smoke, then in the greatest entrance ever- Kamala walks out with his dumb a_ss moans and grunts and patting his belly. Known to pro wrestling fans as a head hunter from Uganda, my brother and I think that more than likely an ex-cab driver from The Bronx, NY might be an example of a more likely past for this person. But that doesn't spoil this dramatic introduction.)
Taskmaster: Oh Thank you father! Thank you!
Father: It's all right my son. Because it is etched- in STONE!!!
Now I just have to find out if the Sunnyview Mental Institution has a vacancy. Might be time for me to book a vacation.