jenokellner
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Post by jenokellner on Nov 3, 2007 1:29:30 GMT -5
Do you know what is the difference between a person who has leprosy and a person who is a used car buyer? . . . . . . . You are able to pull leper's (right) leg just for one time.  That's nasty but good laugh  Jeno |
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Post by John on Nov 3, 2007 14:10:55 GMT -5
i like that
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Oddieman
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Post by Oddieman on Nov 3, 2007 15:20:13 GMT -5
I kinda like it too  |
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jenokellner
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We are timebombs,cold killing machines
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Post by jenokellner on Nov 4, 2007 5:34:08 GMT -5
Here is my contribution :
Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
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A. He's smoking a cigarette.....
Jeno
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Oddieman
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Post by Oddieman on Nov 4, 2007 13:03:31 GMT -5
Here is my contribution : Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself? . . . . . A. He's smoking a cigarette..... Jeno ;D |
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jenokellner
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Post by jenokellner on Nov 4, 2007 13:07:50 GMT -5
another one : Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Jeno |
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Post by John on Nov 30, 2007 15:24:30 GMT -5
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He
opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!'
Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!'
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Post by trooper on Nov 30, 2007 15:27:18 GMT -5
;D HAHAHAHA! Great one!
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Post by metalheart2 on Nov 30, 2007 15:37:59 GMT -5
;D ;D That's funny as hell!
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Bittor
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Post by Bittor on Nov 30, 2007 22:01:01 GMT -5
Is the best first sequence ever?  Secret First Sequence of Postal - The Movie by Uwe Boll [ftp]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY[/ftp] |
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Post by metalheart2 on Dec 1, 2007 1:43:47 GMT -5
Is the best first sequence ever? Secret First Sequence of Postal - The Movie by Uwe Boll [ftp]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY[/ftp] ;D ;D |
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Post by darren on Dec 1, 2007 3:34:04 GMT -5
GOOD ONE JOHN ;D AT THE MOMENT I'M BATTLING A REAL BAD CASE OF SABERTOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS  |
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Oddieman
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Post by Oddieman on Dec 1, 2007 5:09:10 GMT -5
Yeah John, that was a nice one!
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Post by John on Dec 1, 2007 8:51:06 GMT -5
GOOD ONE JOHN ;D AT THE MOMENT I'M BATTLING A REAL BAD CASE OF SABERTOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS that doesn't sound good. either go see a doctor or drown them in whisky!! |
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Post by metalheart2 on Dec 2, 2007 1:29:19 GMT -5
GOOD ONE JOHN ;D AT THE MOMENT I'M BATTLING A REAL BAD CASE OF SABERTOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS either go see a doctor or drown them in whisky!! Don't go giving them whiskey, that will only give them an excuse for a party! ;D |
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