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Post by metalheart2 on Oct 14, 2007 11:06:48 GMT -5
;D ;D Heh, those are all good ones, thanks for brightening up my Sunday night!
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Post by John on Oct 14, 2007 19:48:09 GMT -5
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo ( 2.2 pounds) of
Escheria coli, (E coli)--bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo (2.2 pounds) of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.
Remember: Water=Poop, Wine=Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing
it as a public service.
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Post by metalheart2 on Oct 14, 2007 23:28:08 GMT -5
;D Again this is something most of us want to hear!
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Post by jenokellner on Oct 15, 2007 2:05:20 GMT -5
Smashing ! I'm LOL ! Good ones ,cheers for them !
Jeno
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Post by darren on Oct 18, 2007 21:30:13 GMT -5
NICE ;D
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Post by Predator on Oct 19, 2007 10:42:08 GMT -5
;D
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Post by jenokellner on Oct 29, 2007 23:03:46 GMT -5
"Miami Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder has admitted not knowing people speak English in London.
The NFL player might want to check a map to see where he's playing Sunday's prestige game against the New York Giants at Wembley Stadium.
Crowder, who comes from Atlanta in Georgia, may be praised on the field, but confessed geography was not his strong point."
I think that is a little unfair. Is it his fault or did the educational system let him down? Athletes are often passed along for their play.
Btw, don't look for a good game the Giants are a decent team and sadly the Dolphins are the worst in the league.
Jeno
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Post by Bittor on Oct 31, 2007 11:11:00 GMT -5
She'll got the power  |
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Post by metalheart2 on Oct 31, 2007 11:45:28 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Rikke on Oct 31, 2007 12:03:40 GMT -5
;d That's a funny one  |
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Post by Oddieman on Oct 31, 2007 14:18:36 GMT -5
Piggyballs for breakfeast
Piggyballs for lunch
Piggyballs for dinner
and
Piggyballs for brunch!!
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Post by Tomcat on Nov 1, 2007 3:35:29 GMT -5
She'll got the power That's not funny. That's the naked truth! ;D |
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Post by mika on Nov 1, 2007 7:40:10 GMT -5
She'll got the power That's not funny. That's the naked truth! ;D Unfortunately! ;D We men are dogs on leads.  |
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Post by cbj on Nov 1, 2007 7:44:03 GMT -5
Why do they have to have the power?   |
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Post by Bittor on Nov 1, 2007 10:16:36 GMT -5
Because they got the life inside…  Heavy Metal kid!!! |
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