jenokellner
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Post by jenokellner on Oct 7, 2007 23:29:49 GMT -5
Cheers John,Good one ! Are we really special?
Jeno
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Post by John on Oct 8, 2007 21:50:21 GMT -5
if we were in school together, they'd put us on the short bus for sure!  |
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jenokellner
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Post by jenokellner on Oct 9, 2007 1:35:38 GMT -5
if we were in school together, they'd put us on the short bus for sure!  Jeno |
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Post by joeysmistress on Oct 11, 2007 12:50:13 GMT -5
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
'Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!'
If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.
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Post by John on Oct 11, 2007 14:13:15 GMT -5
now THAT's funny!
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jenokellner
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Post by jenokellner on Oct 11, 2007 21:51:51 GMT -5
Typical english sense of humor  ,Good though Jeno |
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Post by metalheart2 on Oct 12, 2007 2:20:38 GMT -5
;D
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Post by John on Oct 12, 2007 10:32:27 GMT -5
Did you hear about the soldier who returned from Iraq covered in salt and pepper?
He was a seasoned Vet!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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jenokellner
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Post by jenokellner on Oct 12, 2007 13:18:12 GMT -5
Did you hear about the soldier who returned from Iraq covered in salt and pepper? He was a seasoned Vet! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahaha John,You send me to the ground with your one sentence jokes....  Here I go with an english one : Why do dogs lick their bollocks? 'cos they can.... Jeno |
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Post by cbj on Oct 12, 2007 13:51:00 GMT -5
I probably won't be able to tell this as good as how I heard it, but here goes....
A guy is riding his motorcycle out on the highway on a nice sunny day and all of the sudden hears this loud booming voice speaking to him.... it's God.
God: Since you have been so devoted to me over the years, I have decided to grant you a wish. Anything at all that you want and I will do this for you.
Dude: Thank you God! Well, what I would really want is for you to build a bridge from the west coast of California all the way to Hawaii. That way I could ride my bike back and forth anytime I wanted!
God: What you ask may be too difficult. Just think of all the worlds rescources that would have to be used to build such a bridge.... all the thousands of support beams that would have to extend from the bridge and then for miles underneath the water to the ocean floor. Is it possible that you could request another wish from me?
Dude: Well, yes there is one other wish. God, I would just like to be able to understand my wife better. When she is upset, I would like to know if it is me that she is upset with. When she cries, I want to know exactly why she is crying. I want to know exactly what she is feeling all of the time and why. Can you help me to understand my wife better?
God: Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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Post by mika on Oct 12, 2007 13:54:18 GMT -5
;D That was a good one, Joe.
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Post by joeysmistress on Oct 12, 2007 15:42:21 GMT -5
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Post by joeysmistress on Oct 12, 2007 15:50:04 GMT -5
Bars & Drinking Jokes
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out; it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..." The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you."
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Post by jenokellner on Oct 13, 2007 1:50:51 GMT -5
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Post by darren on Oct 13, 2007 3:06:55 GMT -5
WHEN I FIRST MOVED INTO MY HOME,I REMEMBER A STRANGE SWITCH ON THE WALL OVER IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM,EVERY NOW AND THEN I WOULD FLICK IT UP AND DOWN.THEN ABOUT 2 MONTHS LATER I GOT A LETTER FROM A LADY IN GERMANY TELLING ME TO KNOCK IT OFF. ;D
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,Good though 
