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Funny stuff Feb 21, 2008 21:36:44 GMT -5

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Post by viperstrike on Feb 21, 2008 21:36:44 GMT -5

A funny story crossed my mind today so I thought you might get a laugh out of it.
I believe it was in March of 1982. I was stationed at Ft Bliss , Texas. I was still in radar school in the US Army. Four of us had tickets to a Journey concert. about 40 miles away in Las Cruses New Mexico.
Las Cruses is home to a nursing college, oh man, babe city. Anyway, we drank in the car on the way there (stupid I KNOW), 24- 16 ounce beers and a liter of canandian whiskey. We snuck in a 750 ml bottle of Vodka. Also we had various other intoxicants I will not mention. The concert was ok I guess. The women were fine.
The trip home, haha, this where it gets funny. Half way back, in the middle of nowhere we get a flat tire. After about 3 hours of fight with the jack and the trucks blowing the car off the jack we finally get back on the road. Comeing down a hill into El Paso, we blow a radiator hose. We half ass fix that and finally get back to the barracks. When we park the other front tire went flat.
I stagger up to my room but no keys. Staggering down to the front desk I take a nice tumble down some stairs. Finally I get to room and pass out.
I am not superstitious at all but this was a friday the 13th. Go figure.

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metalheart2
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Funny stuff Feb 22, 2008 1:51:24 GMT -5

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Post by metalheart2 on Feb 22, 2008 1:51:24 GMT -5

viperstrike said:

A funny story crossed my mind today so I thought you might get a laugh out of it.
I believe it was in March of 1982. I was stationed at Ft Bliss , Texas. I was still in radar school in the US Army. Four of us had tickets to a Journey concert. about 40 miles away in Las Cruses New Mexico.
Las Cruses is home to a nursing college, oh man, babe city. Anyway, we drank in the car on the way there (stupid I KNOW), 24- 16 ounce beers and a liter of canandian whiskey. We snuck in a 750 ml bottle of Vodka. Also we had various other intoxicants I will not mention. The concert was ok I guess. The women were fine.
The trip home, haha, this where it gets funny. Half way back, in the middle of nowhere we get a flat tire. After about 3 hours of fight with the jack and the trucks blowing the car off the jack we finally get back on the road. Comeing down a hill into El Paso, we blow a radiator hose. We half ass fix that and finally get back to the barracks. When we park the other front tire went flat.
I stagger up to my room but no keys. Staggering down to the front desk I take a nice tumble down some stairs. Finally I get to room and pass out.
I am not superstitious at all but this was a friday the 13th. Go figure.

Wow, that's some strory. Two flat tires on night night, that's got to be some kind of a record. ;D

trooper Guest	Funny stuff Feb 22, 2008 2:13:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by trooper on Feb 22, 2008 2:13:32 GMT -5 That's some story there Viperstrike. Incredible!

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Funny stuff Feb 22, 2008 8:31:51 GMT -5

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Post by John on Feb 22, 2008 8:31:51 GMT -5

found this while hanging out at Ted Nugents web site and checking the tour dates...

The unstoppable gravity defying Ted Nugent American dream r&b&r&r full bluntal Nugity ballistic bbq outrage shock & awe rockout! Join uncle ted, Barry & Mick for the continuing saga of the whackmasters uninhibited primal scream celebration of sheer defiance & over the top irreverent fun. Enjoy the virtuosity or simply come to lose weight & get nuts!
Ya cant do this in france!

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
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Funny stuff Feb 22, 2008 13:32:59 GMT -5

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Post by viperstrike on Feb 22, 2008 13:32:59 GMT -5

john said:

found this while hanging out at Ted Nugents web site and checking the tour dates...

The unstoppable gravity defying Ted Nugent American dream r&b&r&r full bluntal Nugity ballistic bbq outrage shock & awe rockout! Join uncle ted, Barry & Mick for the continuing saga of the whackmasters uninhibited primal scream celebration of sheer defiance & over the top irreverent fun. Enjoy the virtuosity or simply come to lose weight & get nuts!
Ya cant do this in france!

Sounds like Ted.

mika Words In Flame Posts: 41,739	Funny stuff Feb 23, 2008 1:12:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mika on Feb 23, 2008 1:12:21 GMT -5 It is cool sometimes to keep it simple, but maybe this is too much. ;D uk.youtube.com/watch?v=08Qu3QOg_rI&feature=related or this: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=55my8hjph_8&feature=related
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Funny stuff Feb 23, 2008 2:29:49 GMT -5

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mika said:

It is cool sometimes to keep it simple, but maybe this is too much. ;D

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=08Qu3QOg_rI&feature=related

or this:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=55my8hjph_8&feature=related

That's pretty simple. AC/DC seems complicated and progressive compared to this! ;D

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Funny stuff Feb 23, 2008 3:18:56 GMT -5

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Post by metalheart2 on Feb 23, 2008 3:18:56 GMT -5

trooper said:

mika said:

It is cool sometimes to keep it simple, but maybe this is too much. ;D

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=08Qu3QOg_rI&feature=related

or this:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=55my8hjph_8&feature=related

That's pretty simple. AC/DC seems complicated and progressive compared to this! ;D

Agreed! ;D

John Eraser I'm Magnus Magnusson!! Posts: 43,633	Funny stuff Feb 23, 2008 11:40:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by John on Feb 23, 2008 11:40:07 GMT -5 man, that was uh, strange
	I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol Magnus Magnusson lives his life in such a way that when his feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil shudders and says "Oh, Sh*t...he's awake!" There's no need for a Plan B because it only distracts from Plan A.

Oddieman Living On A Frontline Posts: 7,403	Funny stuff Feb 24, 2008 16:22:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Oddieman on Feb 24, 2008 16:22:22 GMT -5 WTF, that was weird
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Tomcat Tongue Reaper Eigthteen years in love. Posts: 42,493	Funny stuff Feb 27, 2008 1:56:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tomcat on Feb 27, 2008 1:56:32 GMT -5 There's a retro game here. Drag the red rectangle and don't let the others to catch you. And don't touch the wall!
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Rikke Solid Posts: 11,894	Funny stuff Feb 28, 2008 3:09:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rikke on Feb 28, 2008 3:09:52 GMT -5 Check this: The world in flames (1939-1945).. Meanwhile in Sweden It might be that only our finnish and swedish members understand this . And hey, Trooper, hopefully you understand this kind of humor
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Tomcat Tongue Reaper Eigthteen years in love. Posts: 42,493	Funny stuff Feb 28, 2008 3:22:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tomcat on Feb 28, 2008 3:22:16 GMT -5 ;D ;D ;D
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Funny stuff Feb 28, 2008 3:39:53 GMT -5

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Post by trooper on Feb 28, 2008 3:39:53 GMT -5

rikke said:

Check this: The world in flames (1939-1945).. Meanwhile in Sweden

It might be that only our finnish and swedish members understand this . And hey, Trooper, hopefully you understand this kind of humor

;D ;D No problem brother! That's funny!

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Post by metalheart2 on Feb 22, 2008 1:51:24 GMT -5

Post by trooper on Feb 22, 2008 2:13:32 GMT -5

Post by John on Feb 22, 2008 8:31:51 GMT -5

Post by Oddieman on Feb 22, 2008 11:36:09 GMT -5

Post by viperstrike on Feb 22, 2008 13:32:59 GMT -5

Post by mika on Feb 23, 2008 1:12:21 GMT -5

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Post by metalheart2 on Feb 23, 2008 3:18:56 GMT -5

Post by John on Feb 23, 2008 11:40:07 GMT -5

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