Funny stuff

[Bittor]

Cool Mamuta, the first pic is fantastic!

[viperstrike]

That I see on the banner is Christina Agguierra or how ever you f**kin spell it. Here? That is funny.

[Oddieman]

Haha, that was fun reading ;D Sounded like a bad childrens joke or something

[metalheart2]

cbj said:

I feel like a complete total moron!

This morning I woke up to a single beep from the smoke detector (probably low battery)... and I smelled a gas like smell here. It was strongest in the laundry room. I didn't do anything for about an hour or so, and still too early to call rental office... so I thought what the heck and called fire department. They came out with sirens of course and had us leave the apartment and the whole nine yards...

They asked me if anything was run on gas here and I said, "heck I don't know... I don't pay the bills.." After doing some checking they said nothing here ran off gas. He said it could be something from the next apartment or possibly something in the trash. And right when he said that I thought, "Oh F**K!!".... HAHAHAHA!

Yesterday I threw away a bad tomato and onion that were all rotten and had moldy nasty fluids in the bag..... I forgot all about it. So that's what it was. I didn't tell them that.

Gosh how f**king stupid can I get!!

That sucks big time! Who could have thought rotten vegetables could cause anything like that.

[John]

hahahaha that is funny man. i can only imagine how you felt when you realized it!! hahaha thanks for the laugh. i needed that.

[John]

i just showed your story to my cube neighbor and he is rolling in his chair laughing!!! you nailed yourself man! you never saw it coming!

[viperstrike]

Just think how much you and all your drinkin' buddies are going to laugh about this. ;D

[Bittor]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

[ftp]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go[/ftp]

[Oddieman]

Ive seen all of Jeff Dunhams things! That guy is holarius!!

[metalheart2]

bittor said:

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

[ftp]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go[/ftp]

;D ;D

[jenokellner]

Joe,hahaha,funny thing happen all the time ,you're just lucky for not getting charged for the false alarm

Jeno

[Tomcat]

cbj said:

I feel like a complete total moron!

This morning I woke up to a single beep from the smoke detector (probably low battery)... and I smelled a gas like smell here. It was strongest in the laundry room. I didn't do anything for about an hour or so, and still too early to call rental office... so I thought what the heck and called fire department. They came out with sirens of course and had us leave the apartment and the whole nine yards...

They asked me if anything was run on gas here and I said, "heck I don't know... I don't pay the bills.." After doing some checking they said nothing here ran off gas. He said it could be something from the next apartment or possibly something in the trash. And right when he said that I thought, "Oh F**K!!".... HAHAHAHA!

Yesterday I threw away a bad tomato and onion that were all rotten and had moldy nasty fluids in the bag..... I forgot all about it. So that's what it was. I didn't tell them that.

Gosh how f**king stupid can I get!!

Hey Joe, I hope there are no firemen here reading your post ;D

[jenokellner]

ROFLMAO

Jeno

[John]

well, this isn't "funny", but it's really cool. to ride with one of the blue angels would be awesome! check out how this guy did...

alt.coxnewsweb.com/ajc/swf/blueangels/blueangels.swf

[trooper]

Kerry King (Slayer) facts:

1. Kerry King doesn't go to tattoo parlors......he grows them.

2. Kerry King didn't shave his head, he just got pissed and scared the hair away.

3. Biggie wasn't shot, Kerry King merely threw a menacing glance his way.

4. Kerry King doesn't tune his guitar, he scares it into tune.

5. Kerry King doesn't have a chin behind his goatee, just another
guitar

6. Kerry King can actually flex his goatee

7. Kerry King sired Chuck Norris

8. Chuck Norris checks his closet for Kerry King before he goes to sleep

9. If you spell Kerry King in scrabble, the board will catch on fire,
spew blood, and Satan will emerge to give you a foot massage.

10. The dinosaurs weren't destroyed by a meteor, Kerry King ate them.

11. The Grand Canyon was formed by Kerry King scraping his guitar pick across the southwest.

12. The big bang was the result of Kerry King wailing too hard on his guitar.

13. Kerry King doesn't bowl with bowling balls, he uses the
regurgitated skull of the shoe guy.

14. Contrary to popular belief, Cliff Burton was killed by flying Kerry King guitar picks. Metallica knows this, but is too scared to say anything.

15. On the 7th day, God wasn't resting, he was recovering from a Slayer concert.

16. Kerry King bit off Ozzy's head, and then raised him back from the dead.

17. Kerry King doesn't headbang, he's just growing more neck muscle.

18. Kerry King's birth was a c-section. His mother couldn't possibly be expected to pass him, his guitar, and his amp.

19. With every Slayer shirt, you get a free pound of Kerry King neck muscle

20. Kerry King's dick has four rows of serrated teeth and it's own
goatee.

21. Kerry King's goatee can also play guitar.

22. Kerry King doesn't ride the tour bus, his evil propels it.

23. Kerry King didn't shoot the sheriff, he made the sheriff's head
explode with a mighty guitar wail.

24. Jimi Hendrix once lit his guitar in the hope of summoning Kerry King

25. The Slayer tour bus is followed by a cattle truck... to feed Kerry King

26. When Bruce Banner gets pissed, he turns into the Incredible Hulk, when the Incredible Hulk gets pissed, he turns into Chuck Norris, when Chuck Norris gets pissed, he turns into Kerry King, and when Kerry King gets pissed, everyone dies.

(from Blabbermouth)